Gigabyte is responsible for Thursday's delay.
I bought a new motherboard yesterday and I realized that it doesn't support my old P4 CPU although Gigabyte states otherwise.
So I spend the whole day trying to figure out what I did wrong and what the hell that infernal beep error is supposed to mean, only to find out next day that it was a compatibility issue. That sucks. Now I'm still on my old PC and I have the new one (complete with motherboard, graphics card and RAM) collecting dust and waiting for its brain.
Oh, and while we're on a rant mode, Fuck you too, Intel, for making our life difficult with those stupid cooler pins. You're next.

By the way, that dead dude in the strip is Joe Gigabyte. Founder of Gigabyte corporation.